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« Reply #705 on: March 11, 2010, 05:40:16 AM »

You get arrested for possession of counterfeit money.

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« Reply #706 on: March 11, 2010, 07:17:12 AM »

Pirates jump out.

They pillage the vending machine.
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« Reply #707 on: March 11, 2010, 08:50:46 AM »

The vending machine tips, and a nuclear explosion ensues.

*inserts DOLPHIN AND WHALE*

(By the way, I did not mean "fatsack." I meant "fatstack" with a "t".)
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« Reply #708 on: March 12, 2010, 03:32:37 AM »

You get a cup of salt water.

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« Reply #709 on: March 12, 2010, 03:49:50 AM »

you get nothing and you've lost your reputation.
The machine giveth and the machine taketh without return!

*inserts Return key, tax return, and a paper that says return*
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« Reply #710 on: March 12, 2010, 08:17:51 AM »

You are returned.



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« Reply #711 on: March 12, 2010, 09:38:08 AM »

You ebroded and are now covered in brust.

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« Reply #712 on: March 12, 2010, 11:57:06 AM »

The vending machine is a pretty cool guy. Eh give you stuff an doesn't afraid of anything.


*inserts OCTOBROCK*
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« Reply #713 on: April 19, 2010, 11:06:21 AM »

The vending machine throws up OCTOBROCK peices

*inserts normal coin because its what your suppose to insert" :p
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« Reply #714 on: April 19, 2010, 11:20:02 AM »

The machine spits out a note. It reads: "You've got something on your nose." You wipe your nose with your sleeve, and more words appear. "Not just there, it's all over. Something brown, all over your nose."



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« Reply #715 on: April 19, 2010, 06:35:07 PM »

You receive Balls2that

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« Reply #716 on: April 21, 2010, 04:42:21 AM »

i think it got jammed... no.. it just didnt wanna give you anything. you got a puff of air.

*steals puff of air and inserts it* muahahaha- i am so evil
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« Reply #717 on: April 21, 2010, 08:01:56 AM »

You receive a chicken mouth.


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« Reply #718 on: April 21, 2010, 08:30:50 AM »

you get a strange cd- pop in in and hope you don't get rick-roled
(cd labled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q  )

*inserts rick role*
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The sunrise does not feel beautiful
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It isn't about what you feel like- it's about who you are

I saw this on *halowood*'s sig and i had to see the context... snowman just became a million times cooler and this forum that much more awesome 0.o

Yeah I wasn't about to let her come in here and keep that shit up. I like this forum.
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« Reply #719 on: April 21, 2010, 08:35:17 AM »

You get nothing, because Rick Role either does not exist or means nothing of consequence to us. (Perhaps you meant Rick Roll?)


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