The Adventures of Sam: Choose My Fate! (Interactive story thing)

[Samuel]

(DISCLAIMER: In no way do I claim originality to the concept of this game. All names, locations, and scenarios depicted herein are entirely fictional.)
It was an ordinary day, one like every other day. There I was...walking down the street...
                o(^^)O
When out of the blue....                         
                 (O.O)OO "NO!" *SNATCH*   (^^)O[LUNCH]O"HAHA SUCKER"
Some Random Guy stole my lunch!
 o(Ò.Ó)O o(^^)O[LUNCH]
I chased him pretty far, but...in the end...
(X.X)[WALL] *SMACK* A wall erupted from the ground and blocked my path to the thief!!!
o(T.T)O[WALL] (^^)O[LUNCH]
This is where YOU come in. You get to direct me around! Post a reply telling me what to do (example: Go left, Go right, Dance)...or the King of Oreo Cookies will devour you. Gruesomely.
~*Scenario 1: Evil Walls and Tasty Sandwiches*~
O(>.<)O How do I get over this damned wall!?

[Sparkycom]

Theres a trampoling near by that u jump on to get over the wall but once your over the wall theres a nonstop black adyiss that your falling down into now!!!!

[Samuel]

                                                   

((_____))                                   O(OO)O OHSHIT
||         || *BOING* [Wall] (Bottomlessholeofdoom) (^^)O[LUNCH]
(O.O)O{THEYEPOKER2000]<><><><><><><><>--)<-edge of the hole
[Wall](>.<)O    ==(^^)O[LUNCH]O LUNCH GET! YES!!!
(^^) And now to open mah lunch...
**Received: Peanut Butter Sandwich!**
Should I eat it...?
(BTW, don't get too godmodey with your posts, just say things like "eat the sandwich")

[JiggMaster]

(Well that takes all control away from the player, that's no fun.)

NO DON'T! It has teeth! Why would your mother pack that?

[Samuel]

(O.o) Teeth? Since when did my sandwich have tee-oh shi...
[>:p] RAWR!!!
(O.O) EVIL SANDWICH! NOOOO!!!!
=======[>:p] (O.O)OO
Halp.
(I said don't get TOO godmodey! You can be regular godmodey.)

[adzy-2k6]

As Sam screamed while an evil sandwich gnawed his arm off, a random monkey guy ran up, gave him a wedgie, and mysteriously disappeared.

[Gray Fox]

Perhaps I can be of assistance?
http://z7.invisionfree.com/Brackenwood/index.php?showtopic=12051&hl=

Samuel wants you to make suggestions of what to do, not actually control his character.
Throw the sammich into the abyss!

[Samuel]

(Thanks GF. I'd try and least do it like yours, but, this is a little something because a sequel to Alien and Other Alien is most likely going to get deleted.)
(O.O)O=== [>:O] (Bottomlessholeofdoom)
o(>.<)O Damnit...I'm still hungry...now what?

[JiggMaster]

Chinese! There are some Chinese! Eat!

[Samuel]

(o.O') What? No! I am not eating Chinese.
(-.-) AI-YA! YOU EAT CHINESE PEOPLE?
O(O.O)O No-nononononononooo, I do not-
(O.O) YOU DIE NOW!!!
~*One kung-fu asswhipping later...*~
        (O.O) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....... ........
(Bottomlessholeofdoom)
-


(O.O) *Thud* [(:<] Grrr!
------------------------------------------
Oh shi...

[Darkly Chaotic]

climb! climb i say!!!

[Samuel]

                      |--|          ______________________
                      |--|        |   "Bottomless"                    |
                      |--|        |  Hole of Doom                    |
      (O.O)        |--|($$)O|  Escape Ladder: $50=1climb|
_____________________---------------------------------------
!! I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!

[Darkly Chaotic]

mug him!or just climb the ladder anyway.

[Samuel]

|--|
|O|
(   )O So far so good...
|--|
|--|
"HEY! YOU FORGOT TO PAY!"
---
(Bottomlessholeofdoom) (^^) Escape is mine!
"Grr...."
[>:D] ===(O.O)OO
*SMACK* (X[WALL]
[>:D] (O.O) [WALL]
No one told me sandwiches could climb!!!

[JiggMaster]

Make friends with the sandwich!