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« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2008, 09:23:34 PM »

 Velvet sat looking around franticly, panting and gasping. "Falling.... I was sinking... where am I?" she glanced around the crowd, feeling horribly exposed and very tired. "Last thing I remember, I got pushed out of a tree and into a river... how did I get here?"
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« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2008, 01:15:59 AM »

~Sam shrugged.~ "No idea how you got here... but welcome to the What the Fuck!? Inn."
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« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2008, 04:03:10 PM »

Barinos stared at the newcomers, he then used his sonic srewdriver and undid all the chandeliers, one by one, "I love to kill things."
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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2008, 05:10:10 PM »

--PISSED OFF PATRONS (POP)--
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**Barinos is mauled to death by the POP for his actions.**
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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2008, 05:13:03 PM »

Abe Lincoln walks into the room. "Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape."

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« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2008, 08:23:49 PM »

Barinos regenerates and now looks suspiciously like..."OMG! chuck norris!" te POP scream, they immediately run away in fear of the Time-Chuck.
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« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2008, 10:11:26 PM »

Suddenly the scene freezes.
Chlu materialises (race, size, gender, description - nobody knows or gives a shit), looking down from his vantage point, hovering near the ceiling. He briefly entertains the thought of locking this thread, thinking that it's looking less like RP and more like a spam activity that belongs in Forum Games.

He raises his hand but pauses. A glimmer of compassion flickers in his eyes.
"nah.." he decides, letting his hand fall.

"one more chance."
Chlu dematerialises with a small fizz-pop.

With an explosion of activity and sound, the scene below snaps back into life.
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« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2008, 04:32:56 AM »

~Sam sighs, and turns to the soaked newcomer (Velvet) , fetches a towel with a Rift, and hands it to her.~ "What's your name... and where are you from?"
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« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2008, 04:53:38 AM »

"Velvet" she muttered with a smile, taking the towel thankfully and wrapping it around herself. "I come from a place known as Boggy Path, it's more known as a trade-rout than a home but thats where I've been staying for the past month or so. It runs between Ewert town and the Capital..." Judging by the look on her companions face she could tell non of this made any sense. "Uuurm, where exactly is the... the What the Fack!? Inn... is it near Capital?"
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« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2008, 07:26:41 AM »

"Did anybody else feel that?" Bella mumbled absently. Jake pulled a chair out of thin air and plopped down.
"Feel what? I didn't feel anything." She snorted, and replied, "You wouldn't."
Bella turned to Sam and crossed her arms. "Y'know, I'm curious about that too. Usually when I get dumped through some kind of portal, I've been told where it leads to. This time though..." She shook her head.
Jake leaned back in his chair, watching the arm wrestling match between the werewolf and the machamp. "What the Fuck!? Inn, huh? ... Pretty fitting name."
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« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2008, 07:34:50 AM »

"This is a small dimension, well, small compared to some i've been to...that basically consists of a hotel. It has a special property to it-anything can happen.." ~To emphasize, Sam snapped, and a martini appeared in his hand, again.~ "That, combined with the fact that people from many different universes gather here, have caused people to give it the nickname: the What the Fuck!? Inn... though its real name is Crossroads Hotel..." ~Sam shrugs.~
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« Reply #41 on: July 14, 2008, 09:17:11 AM »

the wizard chimed in "anyway what the fack!? Inn is more fun to say in a conversation. it makes sense that if your traveling though dimensions, you'll inevitably end up here." as if to prove his point, Aurthur Dent pops in for a few seconds and then pops out. the wizard's form melts and becomes the boy from earlier, and then sinks into the floor to only rise from the ceiling with a cup of water.
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« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2008, 09:20:48 AM »

~Sam nodded, and suddenly felt the urge to lie down.~ "If you guys need me, i'm in room 1337, floor 4." ~He opened a Rift and left the lobby, to collapse upon his bed and stare at the ceiling...again.~
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« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2008, 12:24:40 PM »

Barinose yawned, he then entered his TARDIS, which was shaped like a black portopotty. he then popped out of the dooorway, "well, if anybody needs me, I'll be sleeping in here, in a room with a beer-bottle on it" he says, he then goes back to his potty.
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« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2008, 03:04:41 PM »

~Sam had forgotten to close the Rift to his room. It was slowly closing of its own accord, almost...beckoning you to go through.~
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