Define your name...:D

[Samuel]

Look up your name on Urban Dictionary, then post the most ridiculous definition you find here! Afterwards, look up nicknames, aliases, and character names for extra postage.
4.    samuel    228 up, 207 down love it hate it
   
An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.

He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..

Dude2: wtf??

Dude3: lmao

Dude1: .... i'm being serious

Dude2:

Dude3: you think it was samuel?

Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?

[Woo]

My real name, Amber:

pretty, etremely sexual woman, usually big boobs.
Dude that girl was so fucking hot, she was a total amber.

4) A girl's name. Coincidently, a nickname for the person who matters most to me....
I want to buy Amber an amber necklace

An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.
"dude, i want to hang out with that girl, shes such an Amber"

3. an atractive -sometimes seen as provocative- but mainly meant to be a pretty girl
4. for all those people -usually girls- who don't fit into usual groups like punk, emo, goth etc, generally different but in a good way

Vintage, nautical, style, fashion, timeless beauty.
The name Amber derives from Ancient Arabic times were Goddess Amber was an exquisite beauty. Her sense of stylability and vintage 'feel' was evident even in her teenage years. She is a timeless beauty that will never fade.

Man: "Omg look at her over there, shes soooo vintage she must be an Amber"

Not funny, but all rather flatering if you believe in that sort of stuff. ^^

AND! Woo:

1)A cigarette dipped in formaldehyde. Smoking a stick of woo causes the user to become very warm, creating a desire to strip away clothing.
Chris and Ryan smoked a stick of woo, then streaked through Borders bookstore.

2)This is a sound made right before you give someone a hi-five after they have made a bad joke or an awkward comment.
"Dude, I think I am attracted to one of my aunts."

"WOO"

*hi-five*


Samuel's are better.

[Trottimus]

Chris:

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

One who kills the people who add gay a** definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle
"Dude did You see that guys face?"
"Oh Him, I heard a Chris Got to him"
"Chris is one evil Guy!"


That's right, now don't deny any of it or I'll shoot you with a desert eagle

[Relym]

Relym:

1. The Sarus word for "strength"

2. The English word for "betterthanchucknorris".

3. Found in following inscriptions on the following landmarks under the ingenious codename, Myler:

On the Statue of Liberty:

"Boys rule girls drool. Signed, Myler."

On the Eiffel Tower:

"I like biscuits. Yours truly, Myler."

On some fat lady's buttocks:

"If you're reading this, there's something terribly wrong with you. Signed, the world consensus.


4. Someone irresistible to both sexes.

5. Inventor of the following world-famous devices:

Burrito Tape: a strip of delicious adhesive which holds the flaps of a burrito down, ensuring that no beans or other filling will spill out.
Humor Injector: a sensor that, upon detecting silence or boring conversations, will shout things like "I THINK YAO MING IS TWO ASIAN KIDS STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER."
Stupidity Detector: a useful tool for avoiding idiocy and foolishness; is voice-activated by phrases like "OMG", "redonkulous", or "what do clouds eat?"

6. World leader for approximately 6 minutes; decided he had more important things to do.

[brettamatowski]

is a slang for huge "word"
like incredibly huge.
"Uhhhh"
One who kills the people who add "use better adjectives" definitions of Chris. He is also a damn good shot with a Desert Eagle
The "again, use better adjectives...I should say use more appropriate adjectives", the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.
Dude, Chris totally kicked your ass!

Just giving you a heads up man, don't take it the wrong way.  Just trying to keep this place clean.  The forum is very loosely PG-13, but let's keep it controlled, alright?  

[Trottimus]

Whoops!

Thanks for the heads up dude, didn't really consider the sentences when copying and pasting. I've edited out the bad stuff

[Nimnim]

JERRY

Noun. To take a shit

Johnny-Joe is so nasty, he just did a jerry in the movie theater stairwell
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wow....

[TheGrayK]

Kristopher   113 up, 10 down   

the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher."
Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys.
The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.

girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher

[Foxtrot Wolfwhistle]

Deleted because it was a little too vulgar. Many apologies! ^^;

[BouncyBaby]

I swear I wasn't the one who wrote these:

PABLO
   This is the best name for a person
if you are named this you will be
one of the coolest kids ever!
PABLO will have many friends!
And hopefully he will be really BAMF
(bad ass mother fucker)

- Yo pablo is mad BAMF dog!


Nor this one:

Pablo
Pablo is a person who enjoys pie, but only from girls. He enjoys cream pie, for it is the kinkiest of all pies. Pablo is a person who can pick you up if your down. He loves stickers Pablo also loves <33s and being a lame uber rad dork ;]

- You'll never be as cool as Pablo ;]

Or:

Pablo

1.Good looking guy with a golden tan.

2.Likes to flirt with girls.

3.Makes girls fall for him very easy.

4.Preppy but likes to dress defferent every other day.

5.Gives awesome hugs :]

6.Is damn good in bed. Mmmmmm he did things that know one else would do to me ;]

7.Very good kisser! Does this little trick with his tongue, omg feels so damn good when he does it on my neck!

8.And has a nice shaved penis that is even golden tan its self *I think he tans naked too* ;]

9.p.s has a nice butt i just wanna grasp!
Girl #1 "Man oh man there goes Pablo"

Girl #2 "He has such a cutie"

Girl #1 "And he has a nice butt, just wanna sqeeze that tight lil tush"

Girl #2 "I want him to be my pool boy so bad"

Girl #1 "You dont even have a pool"

Girl #2 "I know ;]"

Both girls *giggle*

I only wrote this one:

Pablo:
A pablo it's an underwater fart, its name comes from the sound this fart makes, Pa-Blop

This morning it the bathtub a let a pablo go

[BaneDeDeism]

Andrew: = "manly" and strong

 In the Christian Bible, Saint Andrew was one of the earliest disciples of Jesus and one of the twelve Apostles. The Armenian name Androosh is most likely derived from the name of Saint Andrew.

its also one of the most common names in the world.

Gordon: Gordon is a traditional Scottish clan name It is thought to be Celtic for "great hill" from the Celtic words "gor" which means "great" and "dun" which means "hill".

as for my user name,
Bane de Deism: Bane means cause of suffering
de is kind of like a middle name in fance i think and deism is the belief that theres a god and he either dosent notice us or no longer cares so all together it means im the cause of suffering in a world where god no longer cares and has no influence, not just me but every human being ^_^.

[Halowood]

as for my user name,
Bane de Deism: Bane means cause of suffering
de is kind of like a middle name in fance i think and deism is the belief that theres a god and he either dosent notice us or no longer cares so all together it means im the cause of suffering in a world where god no longer cares and has no influence, not just me but every human being ^_^.

I just instantly orgasmed over your username.

[Relym]

Sam-
1. A euphemism for the word "damn."

"God sammit! I lost another god sammed game of cards!"

[ASP]

   Alex    3602 up, 1335 down
   
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

"Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex"

Seriously, I was surprised.

The rest are talking mostly about unisex so I'll put in my full name:

   alexander    1039 up, 240 down
   
The name for a true gentleman
Wow, your boyfriend sure is an alexander!

tru dat

oh, and this one made me lol

Alexander    47 up, 82 down
   
Name originally from Greece. Alex can be short for Alexander. A blonde male that is a bit annoying who likes to masturbate.

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I AM NOT BLONDE.

that's it.

   ASP    53 up, 469 down
   
Anal Sex Police of NY
I didn't know that existed.

And the rest is either boring or... offensive.