Species: Possibly human, but now a lich
Age: +10'000 years
Weapon: Glacier Cold Spoon
(Item Description:) (For fun)
+100 to intelligence
+20 Warcraft Nerd
On equip: Grants one wish (I wished for a cereal bowl).
On use: Scares away polar bears for 3 miles around you
On use: Gives lag to nearby players
"Property of Icetooth Snowmountain, legendary Icicle slayer of DOOM!!"
powers: Can manipulate water of any kind (then I mean, ice, atmospheric water and stuff... not all liquids)
obsessions: Energy drinks
idiotic thing that you hate: Humans!!!
A muffled cry escapes a snow man in close proximity to the recently won battle. The head then, for some reason falls off and a skeletal head with to frozen blue orbs as eyes and a black hat emerges instead of the snow man's head. "HAHAHA" it exclaims as the head hits the ground with a "SPLAT" sound. "IT WORKED! I WON! I KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!" the skeletal being exclaims extremely loudly, though he doesn't have any lungs, nor vocal chords. "Oh, sorry." it says, "I haven't contacted real people for atleast 500 years, I was stuck in the Ice Cream Cone of Eternity for atleast 1000 years." he says with a frown. The huge snow man then explodes and the over two and a half metre's tall lich emerges out of it.
"So, what is this epic quest of yours? Are we to steal apples from the king's dressing room?"